For People Too Lazy To Wrap

I heard about the most incredible gift wrapping service while listening to the radio this morning. Firebox.com offers Crap Wrap!

According to the Firebox site:

“This exclusive, uniquely shoddy gift wrapping option involves us wrapping your pressies in a slapdash fashion.”

Don’t tell me you’ve never gotten so busy (read: too lazy) to even do a half-ass gift wrapping job. Sure, you could order something online and have a professional make it look like artwork. But then you run the risk of looking like a heartless jerk who couldn’t even take the time to personally wrap her last-minute, thoughtless gift!

Kudos to Firebox.com for making it easier for all of us to keep up the pretense that we give a damn when we really don’t. And you’re welcome to everyone who now gets a present from me that looks like I tried.